Meet the Controller!

Meet the Controller!

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Meet the Controller!

Ain't it purdy? My friend made it JUST FOR ME! Go away! You can't have my fancy banner!

My name is RACHAEL (Call me Poshie or Si, PLEASE). That there is me being a freak. I tried to make my hair into a mohawk, so I did.. and took pictures.. to see more, go here: http://smarmycreep.tripod.com/gangsta

I'm 16, a Sophomore, and I'm obsessed with Alan Rickman. (And plenty of other men...)

And Harry Potter Stuff, but not as much as Alan.

I live in Tennessee, but I'd rather live in Great Britain, Japan, the Caribbean or Louisiana.

I like Anime. And Anime music. And while on the subject of music, I like classical, punk-alt.-heavy metal rock, techno, J-pop, oldies, musicals, Alan, country-- my FAVOURITE band is H.I.M.

I wish I was a pirate/gangsta/viking person. I'm just ODD like that. I carry a wand with me to school. And I also pray to Mary--but I'm not Catholic, I just adore scaring people.

I ride horses. My horse's name is Rio. Aka Gotcha Bar. Aka Diamond Rio. I barrel race, pole bend, and do western pleasure in English saddles.

Well.. err.. okay.. wanna chat? AIM: PsychoXSlytherin

I find Lucius Malfoy very appealing. *coughs and nudges Maekins*

SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern woman appreciate their natural assets:
>>Clean skin.
>>A winning smile.
>>That unforgettable, Hillbilly twang.

Southern women know their manners:
>>"Yes, ma'am."
>>" Yes, sir."
>>"No, thank-you"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
>>"Y'all come back!"
>>"Well, bless your heart.."
>>"Drop by when you can."
>>" How's your Momma?"
>>"Love your hair."

Southern women know their summer weather report:
>>Hot
>>Hotter
>>Hotter than Hades

Southern women know their three R's:
>>$$$$$$$Rich
>>$$$$$$$$$ Richer
>>$$$$$$$$$$$ Richest

Southern women know their vacation spots:
>>Florida
>>Cruise ships
>>Any place that has air conditioning

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
>>Summer tans
>>Wide brimmed hats
>>Adorable sandals

Southern women know everybody's first name:
>>Honey
>>Darlin'
>>Sugah
>>Sweetheart

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
>>Fried Green Tomatoes
>>Driving Miss Daisy
>>Steel Magnolias
>>Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their country breakfasts(all at one meal):
>>Fried eggs/fried taters/fried apples
>>Country ham/sausage/bacon or Pork chops ,
>>Mouth-watering homemade biscuits/gravy

Southern women know their p's &q's
>>P'ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
>>P'ralines Punch to "Quench" the thirst

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
>>Atlanta
>>Nashville
>>Richmond
>>Savannah
>>Memphis
>>Wal-Mart

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
>>Men in Wranglers.
>>Men in uniform.
>>Men in tuxedos.

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
>>The Mall
>>The Beauty Salon
>>The Country Club

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
>>Bad hair
>>Bad manners
>>Bad Dancers